We're all wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
06/10/2015 at 09:13 • Filed to: None

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Convertibles are best.

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > LongbowMkII
06/10/2015 at 09:15

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I don’t like them.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > LongbowMkII
06/10/2015 at 09:17

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I’ll have to add this to my keep oppo trucking post then


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > LongbowMkII
06/10/2015 at 09:20

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Yes, you are wrong. Convertibles weigh more, and even worse: they ruin your hair .

THE HUMANITY


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > LongbowMkII
06/10/2015 at 09:25

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Convertibles make everything worse. The new Corvette Stingray? God damn that thing is amazing. Add a soft-top to it? Fucking ruined. Same goes for the F-Type. And the Bentley Continental. And any Aston with a soft top. And the Mustang. And the Camaro.

Soft tops ruin cars.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > spanfucker retire bitch
06/10/2015 at 09:27

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truly terrible cars. My fortune smile upon those poor owners :(


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > LongbowMkII
06/10/2015 at 09:28

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“Look! That silly looking guy is trying to look cool in a convertible. Why is he eating his own hair?”

Would be the first comments that I would hear while I would be driving in a convertible.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > LongbowMkII
06/10/2015 at 09:29

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I keep telling myself convertible & manual for my next car …. It’ll happen.


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > LongbowMkII
06/10/2015 at 09:31

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I really do mean it. Sometimes I’ll see a car on the road and recognize it a a distance and think; “God damn, I love that car.” But then as I get closer and realize it’s a sof-top, it just ruins it.

It’s like the opposite of that fizzy sensation that Captain Slow gets. Instant fizzy killer whenever I see a soft-top.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > kanadanmajava1
06/10/2015 at 09:37

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Get a haircut hippie.

(Never had that problem even with long hair)


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > LongbowMkII
06/10/2015 at 09:48

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Yes, I got that pretty often. For some reason my hair has a tendency to end up in my mouth if it is even slightly provoked.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > spanfucker retire bitch
06/10/2015 at 11:17

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Can confirm. Avis gave me a 2015 Camaro to drive in the rain.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > yamahog
06/10/2015 at 11:20

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What if you have no hair to ruin? Or are wearing a helmet?

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Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > LongbowMkII
06/10/2015 at 11:22

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That’s technically not a convertible though, it doesn't really have a roof ;)


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
06/10/2015 at 11:22

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Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > yamahog
06/10/2015 at 11:28

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I wonder what the Snell rating for hairmets would be? H2015?


Kinja'd!!! 904 GTS > LongbowMkII
06/10/2015 at 13:41

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Three BEST life’s instructions I have ever heard:

1. Resist the temptation to buy a boat.

2. Buy lemonade from neighborhood kids, and my favorite, of course -

3. Once in your life buy a convertible. ;- )